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David Perlmutter's avatar

It's a fair cop (as they say in Britain)- a lot of us are total selfish bastards.

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Daniel Nest's avatar

Trees ain't exactly blameless either. I hear one of them once threw an apple at Newton's head.

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Rudy Fischmann's avatar

I read this as more rageful (with good reason) than funny.

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Daniel Nest's avatar

The "look" on that tree's face sure doesn't help.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Something something masks don't work. Is it 2020 again?!?

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Daniel Nest's avatar

It's clear that this particular tree is practicing proper social distancing.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Minimum: six roots of distance

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