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Eee. I have to get a toot capped in a month! C'mon, gainz!

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I just discovered a tiny chip in my front tooth today, which is what motivated this. Go gain!

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Oooh, you should probably take that chip out unless you want the government aliens to spy on you.

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But how am I gonna talk directly to the CIA then?!

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Just get abducted by aliens. Duh.

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"No pain, no gain, no teeth left..."

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May 30Liked by Daniel Nest

No one came up with a painless way to see the dentist, yet? You know, lasers. IV drip pain killers.

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Oh there are many painless ways to SEE a dentist. Being treated by one, on the other hand...

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" Can I chew gum instead? "

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Sounds like the safer option for a while.

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Thank you Doctor…

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