"The scariest part? Inescapable family small talk."
"Inescapable" is such a bold word choice here. I feel like there are ways to avoid the small talk if you REALLY want to. For instance, fart loudly - presto, no more small talk!
Farting in front of family? Your grandma will never let you hear the end of it!
Now, what grandma is doing on that high-intensity, high-altitude ride is a different question.
Alternatively, you could just make a really loud noise the entire time.
It sounds a bit like "nanananananananana"
Like so?
https://media.tenor.com/60iZj39QCQYAAAAM/jim-carrey-not-listening.gif
Perfect.
"Really? I thought the extreme height would have triggered someone's acrophobia..."
Acrophobia ain't got nothing on small-talk-o-phobia, which is a scientific term that definitely exists.
"Inescapable" is such a bold word choice here. I feel like there are ways to avoid the small talk if you REALLY want to. For instance, fart loudly - presto, no more small talk!
Farting in front of family? Your grandma will never let you hear the end of it!
Now, what grandma is doing on that high-intensity, high-altitude ride is a different question.
Alternatively, you could just make a really loud noise the entire time.
It sounds a bit like "nanananananananana"
Like so?
https://media.tenor.com/60iZj39QCQYAAAAM/jim-carrey-not-listening.gif
Perfect.
"Really? I thought the extreme height would have triggered someone's acrophobia..."
Acrophobia ain't got nothing on small-talk-o-phobia, which is a scientific term that definitely exists.