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David Perlmutter's avatar

"Look, I know I killed half the world snapping that one time, but I don't do that anymore..."

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Daniel Nest's avatar

"Killed" is such a strong word. A true magician prefers the term "Disappeared."

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Okay. "I know I disappeared half the world in that Marvel-backed genocide..."

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Daniel Nest's avatar

"Marvel-sponsored magic trick."

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Ah, Thanos. You are the very representation of the massive annihilation of matter and antimattter particles during the instant following the big bang. You are the reverse of Haber-Bosch. You, sir, are a doodypooper.

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Daniel Nest's avatar

Haber-Bosch gets too much credit. I produce ammonia on a daily basis, but anyone's yet to thank me for it.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

I just made some methane! It can be a loud process.

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Daniel Nest's avatar

Noice.

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Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

That's one janky lookin rabbit

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Daniel Nest's avatar

That rabbit has seen some shit...

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Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

lol and totally resigned like just disappear me already fool

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