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"Look, I know I killed half the world snapping that one time, but I don't do that anymore..."

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"Killed" is such a strong word. A true magician prefers the term "Disappeared."

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Okay. "I know I disappeared half the world in that Marvel-backed genocide..."

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"Marvel-sponsored magic trick."

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Ah, Thanos. You are the very representation of the massive annihilation of matter and antimattter particles during the instant following the big bang. You are the reverse of Haber-Bosch. You, sir, are a doodypooper.

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Haber-Bosch gets too much credit. I produce ammonia on a daily basis, but anyone's yet to thank me for it.

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I just made some methane! It can be a loud process.

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Noice.

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That's one janky lookin rabbit

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That rabbit has seen some shit...

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lol and totally resigned like just disappear me already fool

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